Coming And Going
I did!
No.
I swear, I was like majorly intensly
worked-up like never before!
Trust me it's so not it.
Quit looking at me like I'm the new zoo baby. I did cum.
Honey, there's no way.
I was there remember?
No funny face. No funny noises.
You didn't melt into a smoking little puddle of Claire.
Yet.
It sucks, what is wrong with me?
Nothing.
We're just getting started.
You wait and see, I'll make you scream.
I hope so.
George, come to church with me.
Agnostics don't usually go to church, Ruth.
That's part of the appeal.
It would made me so happy to be there with you.
Sweetheart, this is my day to catch up,
I got a million things to do.
It's only an hour.
Then you won't miss me for long.
Morning all!
Hey!
Can I get you anything? How are you?
Orange juice, I'm great!
Well, my stomach is burning a little.
Maybe too much coffee!
Oh for goodness sake you need water, juice would produce more acid!
No bodies in the prep room, you think death spared Los Angeles last night?
Highly doubtful!
What are you doing here?
Yeah, I don't know, I should be here in case we got a walk in.
What's going on with you today?
I have to work.
And your mother's got the spirit.
David, would you like to come to church with me?
Yes I'd like that, very much.
I'll be ready in a minute, here drink your water.
Last chance.
Pray for me?
Hello.
Rico,
you were such a lover last night!
So good!
No, it was...
It was you.
Wait, what are you doing here?
It's late!
You gotta go home!
Come on, you man, it's almost eleven!
Just tell your wife you fell asleep in the car.
She threw me out.
Shut up, for real?
Yeah, for real.
You know I don't who else she thinks is out there,
give up a man like you!
She's fucked up!
I don't wanna talk about her.
Yeah, I could, I could stay here for a while, right?
I'm sorry baby it's just that this apartment is so small,
and my cousins, they use it all the time, they have to sleep over and...
Oh, no problem.
Love your enemy. Turn the other cheek.
What could be more simple, or more difficult,
but these are the teachings at the living heart,
that's christ's message to the world.
When Peter asked Jesus
"Lord, how oft should I forgive my brother?"
Seven times, it seems like a lot doesn't it? Seven times.
But Jesus said to Peter,
"Not seven times, but seventy times seven.
Whoa! Do the math!
You stupid hip priest!
How does it feel?
So it is our daily mission to find christ in ourselves,
and forgive our enemies.
Heartburn.
It is forgiveness that eases our suffering.
Nice ride!
Goddammit!
What?
Let's go away for a little while.
Where do you wanna go?
North.
We could leave tomorrow and...
Can't, I'm scoring the new Jet Li movie tomorrow.
Next couple of days actually so you're hardly gonna see me.
Oh, well...
Sorry.
Afterwards. Maybe.
You know, Cambria, Carmel, Monterey.
Well that would work.
If you have no interest in the past and you don't read history,
how can you possibly comprehend the present?
George, history is not what really happened,
history is some stupid war-mongering, patriarchal idea of what happened!
Who gives a shit about that?
I hope I'm not interrupting.
Anita, here, thinks the study of fossils is futile.
In my humble opinion.
Dave, we're getting a body.
Who? How? What?
I think you've forgotten part of your outfit, Anita.
I was gonna wear a t-shirt over, and then I was like, eh, fuck it!
He was sitting in the driveway in this mint sixties Lincoln,
with the pre-need form from dad sitting right on top of the dash.
Where is he now?
Well he's at the coroner's, but he's gonna be back soon.
I thought your day was gonna be filled with important activities?
There's always time for a healthy debate.
What debate? I'm right, you're wrong, game over!
Rico's gonna work on him, I'm gonna be there, so you don't have to...
I want to,
I need to do something.
Hey Ma, can you look after Maya for a little while?
Ok.
There you go. Thanks mum.
But everything we are is built on what went before!
Our foundation is the earth!
California's made of dust, it's falling into the ocean!
You call that a foundation?
Look who's here!
Gertrude and Alice.
Well look at her!
Are we supposed to dress 80s and nobody called?
Take a break, ladies!
Claire, the coach house would be a better place for your girlfriends to gather.
Don't worry mum we're leaving.
C'mon Anita!
Keep up Edie, the 80s are back!
Pretty funny.
Hilarious.
This is a thousand dollar suit!
You think you've seen it all.
Somebody could have set him up in the car and run away.
Or maybe he died in a compromising position like...
you know.
He's 80.
It happens.
Rico, I'm telling you, this guy drove himself to his own funeral.
Hi it's me.
Hey you, what's up?
Nothing, missed you,
we haven't talked since yesterday.
What do you mean, we talked this morning.
We did?
Yeah, I called you before I left the hotel.
Oh yeah right,
I spaced, I'm sorry.
You don't sound like yourself.
No I'm fine it's just,
bodies are coming in left and right today,
Nate, Rico, I'll be there in a second.
David, tell me the truth,
that's the only way these long distance things work.
No I gotta go,,
I call you later,or you call me.
I'm fine, be careful, bye.
He's not fine.
You think?
Russell is supposed to be here!
Or is he bailing on this?
He's asleep, I fucked him into unconsciousness.
You know, it really costs a lot money to rent chainsaws,
and if we accidently you know like, chop somebody up,
they'll totally sew our ass!
I'm not saying to do that exact thing.
We're just trying to brainstorm a dark, edgy...
like confrontational concept, where's your's?
I'm sorry, attacking with chainsawses is a total cliche!
Machetes! Ok Claire,
we stand at the entrance with masks and machetes like an image of menace.
Machetes have no resonnance...
for our culture.
What are you, conjoined twins?
Jesus...
You send the kids to the park with Cassidy?
Vanessa, I have a right to see them.
Well they don't need to be exposed to you with your hoochie mama,
who knows where she's been!
I was never like that.
Why don't you just listen to me?
I'll sleep on the couch come on, we can talk tonight!
Not fight, talk!
No, how could you?
All that time come home to us after screwing her!
I never screwed her! Never until last night!
I mean...
Your marriage is on the rocks and that's what's you do?
You kicked me out into the street!
Yes, I went to her. Yes, I had sex with her. It's all your fault.
Oh go, my god!
Wait wait wait, I didn't mean...
You break your vows, you fuck that whore and you blame me?
You coward, you bastard, you son of a bitch!
You make me sick!
Papa always said,
when the time came,
he'd put on his best suit and take himself to the funeral home.
That's what he did.
Unbelievable.
Not if you knew him!
He was a civil engineer,
meticulous,
and he never wanted to burden us with anything.
Oh he always did what he said he would do.
You could always trust his word.
The whole community looked up to him.
He was the best father!
A wonderful husband.
It sounds like he was a very fine man.
He was, he was.
I'm so so sorry.
Thank you for your sympathy Mr. Diaz.
I'm really sorry too.
So we'll see you tuesday,
for the service?
He planned all that as well.
If there's anything else that we can do.
Keys to the car
Oh yeah.
You look busy.
I am!
I'm contemplating.
Your busy is so different from my busy!
So, what's next on your packed agenda?
Papers to grade, yard work,
I should really finish that article.
That was nice of you to talk with Claire's friend this morning,
I guess that goes on in your classroom all the time.
What?
Intellectual discussions with young women in skimpy fashions.
Well, they do love to challenge a father figure,
but if you think that's skimpy, you should see them summer quarter.
My man!
We're still on the job!
You've had enough.
Who are you, my wife?
Kiss my ass!
Whip it out!
Hey, this boyfriend,
d'you love him?
That's right.
Is he sexy?
See this fat guy right here?
Does he look crazy to you?
That's the dj man, they always look crazy.
Big dick?
Excuse me?
Your boyfriend, does he have a big dick?
- Is that what you like? - Jesus christ.
Because me, I got a big dick,
If something doesn't happen tonight, it's gonna break right off
you know, you could really help me out. You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah I know what you're saying, I'm not helping you out.
It's not cool.
You're kidding me?
Javier, I don't treat my man the way you treat your woman, alright?
You're loaded, you should go back to your room.
Wait wait, you don't think I'm sexy?
You should go.
You should check out my dick before you say no, man.
Go, please.
Yeah.
Nate Fisher.
It's me.
I thought last time was our last last time.
Yes, as far as sex goes,
so hey I told Joe.
About me?
Oh well, I didn't name names but,
yeah, I was really scared
It's really hard but, yeah, we're ok.
Well congratulations, I'm really happy for you.
So listen, come see our new house.
Brenda what...
I know what you said
but I can't just surgically remove you from my life!
This doesn't make sense, come on!
Well I'm sorry I've got other plans.
I don't believe you.
No it's true, we're going to "travel town" later.
Aren't we Miss Pumpkin?
With the trains?
Oh I love them they're so little!
Can I come with you?
I don't know.
No ulterior motive, I just wanna ride the rails
Brenda we always have ulterior motives!
No we don't! We don't!
Come on, please.
Liar, liar, liar,
what kind of man spends this much money on a chick without getting laid!
Hello.
Hey what are you doing?
I'm trying not to eat the crispy creams!
Come over as soon as you can.
Something's different, you...
- you sound better! - Yeah.
I'm done crying.
Ready, what do you say Maya?
Caboose, we go in the caboose?
We got the caboose!
This is exciting!
Oh, where are we going?
Las Vegas!!!
Bye!
My goodness, what's all this?
Nothing, it's just some flowers.
What's up?
That girl Anita,
I think she should be contributing financially.
Why?
She's hardly ever here,
she basically lives at Russell's.
Your Russell?
That's terrible!
I don't care.
Still, I think she should give us a check.
What do you have against Anita?
I simply think if she's going to prance around the house in her underwear,
she should pay for the privilege.
Mum, I guarantee you,
none of my friends prance!
You know what I mean.
Well don't book a five am radio thing
and three stupid tv talk shows back to that!
Remember I sign your fucking checks!
I'll be in the front.
No.
Oh, you think you have job security?
I fired my own goddamn parents!
Assholes!
Breaking balls sucking assholes!
Give me that.
There may be better ways to handle the anger.
Yeah when I wanna care what you think, I'll let you know.
Fine.
God, oh my god!
What, that's your picture.
I look like a fucking two-dollar hooker!
I'm suppose to sign-off on these.
Fucking stupid assholes managers! Every fucking time!
Come on now listen to me,
you're beautiful! Alright?
Come on.
Besides, aren't you supposed to look like a hooker?
I'm starving.
Oh Keith,
oh my god,
oh thank you so much!
Would you stop playing game girl,
we're only here to talk!
You don't know her,
you don't know what she's gonna do,
she could scratch the shit out of your face and then what would you say to the PTA?
Please, I wanna see what she's like.
Whatever,
I'm taking out my earrings and put away my gold.
That's her.
Who are you?
I'm Vanessa, I'm Rico's wife.
Ok, this is not my problem, you have no right to be here.
If you're sleeping with Rico,
I think it is your problem.
No, ah ah, it's not problem you don't know how to dress
and you can't keep a man!
What?
Come, I'm not finished talking to you.
- Bitch, who tries to steal my husband - Fucking home wrecker,
you dirty whore, come on!
- I'll kick your fucking ass - and your fake fucking tits!
You're just jealous of my tits!
Oh bitch please!
Your man paid for these gordita!
Oh bitch, don't fucking call me gordita!
Get off Vanessa, get off my sister!
Get the hell of my sister you sleezy pig!
Don't fuck with my husband!
Do not fuck with my kids!
I swear to god I will fucking kill you!
Fuck you, I didn't make him do nothing!
I got a kid too.
Get out of here, I'll call th cops!
911!
He doesn't want you anymore.
Oh sure!
We gotta go pick up the boys from school.
Oh yeah.
You can help me pick up if yo want.
What have you done?
I've cut back the crape myrtle.
This is not crape myrtle,
It's the tree Nathaniel planted for Claire on her tenth birthday!
Can't you tell a crape myrtle from a bradford flowering pear?
Well, whatever it is it looked diseased!
I've read about powdering mildew and it's no joke!
That tree is not, nor has it ever been diseased,
it never gets powdering mildew because I always keep the swell dry and aerated
My god you killed it!
I have not!
Ask anyone, you have to trim vegetation in order to stimulate new growth!
You're a geologist, you know rocks!
This is a living thing!
You chopped of branches and you made wounds!
Ruth, please,
don't anthropomorphize trees!
Wounds George, that's what they're called,
and these wounds will not heal,
they'll be invaded by rot, it'll move into the core wood.
You butchered the most beautiful tree in my yard!
I think it will come back!
Bigger and better than ever!
And if it doesn't,
we can always get another one.
You could have told me what you were going to do!
Hello?
Who's this?
You called me.
Who's this?
Sarge,
Sarge, dude, you gotta know me, I can call you.
Sarge from paintball?
Oh my god this is David Fisher.
David and Keith,
you made us breakfast.
Hey, David yeah,
I remember how are you doing?
I'm fine how are you?
Excellent,
see I found this number in my wallet and I was like whao,
who the fuck is this?
It's you!
Yeah it's me.
I came in from Ahabra to play a tournament
kinda hanging out now, drinking some beers.
Yeah.
- Not much happening here. - Come over!
Hi.
Hey.
You're so damned cute.
There's to much fragrance?
Yeah, maybe a little...
Fuck! I bought these votives
they were supposed to be unscented instead
they're like scented with lavander, vanilla, muscar or something.
Baby stop it!
I don't know why I mean...
We've already kind of had sex...
I feel like I'm at a middle-school cotillion.
Well you're not.
You're all grown up and
beautiful.
Don't laugh at me.
I'm not! Not at all.
I don't know what to do to make this go right tonight.
It's already going right.
Except you have to change this vagina music like immediatly.
Ok.
Yeah I definetly remember you.
And... Keith is out of town?
He's on the other side fo the continent.
So this time I get you all to myself.
Yes you do.
I dig it.
So do I.
Weed?
Oh god yes.
Dude, what are you doing way the fuck over there?
I don't know.
Come here.
What?
Are you feeling anything resembling excitement right now?
Of course, I love kissing you.
It feels as these subtle curves and angles...
Am I doing something wrong?
No, there's just so much more we could be doing.
I'm sorry I'm sorry.
Let's make it like a dance.
I'm gonna touch you,
it's just nice, right?
Yeah.
And then you touch me.
Ok this isn't happening,
sorry it's not!
I took one of David's atavan I thought that would help.
Claire.
You really wanna get off huh?
Yeah kinda, I mean it would be nice.
Go ahead.
Claire Fisher.
I wanna watch.
Alright yeah.
Watch me,
I'm gonna cum for you.
Oh hey,
oh, I was waiting up for you.
Yeah.
Good music?
Yeah, yeah, you know,
Ooom-pah, ooom-pah,
love, danger.
What did you do today?
I went to travel town.
- No... - Yes
Nate took his daughter and I tagged along.
Did you ride the train?
Four times.
I know Griffith's Gulch like the back of my hand.
That's a long trip you must be all tuckered out.
I'd think so but...
I'm not so tuckered.
Dude, yeah!
yeah, yeah....
Hello?
You'd better lock up your goddamn Vanessa or I will!
What are you talking about?
She and some other puta tried to beat my ass and when they couldn't
they beat my fucking car!
It's your fault!
You'd better buy me a new one.
It is not my fault!
You started this, I've given you enough!
My life is ruined because of you!
Fuck your car Infinity I'm done!
Fine, 'cause I don't need you anymore dum-dum,
I got two guys better than you
and they're not stupid enough to tell their bitch-ass wives!
Bitch!
I don't even know where we are.
Oh, Tampa,
yeah because when I got on stage I said:
"How much do you love me Tampa!"
I'd better let you get some sleep.
You know when you're really tired but
you can't stop your mind?
It just goes round and round.
Yeah.
Hey how's your boyfriend?
Not so good.
Tell me.
He got carjacked a while ago,
he's bad.
Yeah.
I'm afraid of those things, too.
Some freak out of nowhere with a gun.
Those autograph hounds.
It's just, you never know.
You sing,
it's my job to worry.
Stay with me?
Just 'til I fall asleep?
Celeste...
Shut up.
You trying to get me arrested? You're barely eighteen.
Publicity. Last March I turned twenty-one.
Have you ever been with a woman?
Of course.
I don't get fucked in the ass.
That makes one of us.
What are you doing?
Got a XX with a guy from my team,
more turnees this week and I wanna get my ass lid up at the top of the action!
Focus, stay tight,
stay alive, game on!
Stay here!
You can't go already,
I want you to stay!
Yeah I get that but,
like, no.
Sorry.
I'll make you breakfast!
I'll go to your tournament with you, come back to bed!
Or we can watch tv.
Do yo have a deafness problem?
Look tune in!
I've gotta be someplace else!
I'll leave you a joint,
you could use it!
What do I have to do?
What?
To get somebody to stay with me!
Oh fuck this shit man!
Don't you go!
David, do I call a hospital?
No.
Get some help will you?
You're loosing it.
Good lord, Federico!
Oh hi Mrs. F.
What is this?
I... well...
We're having problems at home and
I don't have anywhere else to go.
Oh what a shame I'm sorry.
But you can't sleep here.
Oh ok, I'll go.
No, no dear come upstairs!
You can take Claire's old room.
We'll put these in the washer.
Thank you.
Don't cry,
your marriage has always been so strong,
you'll be home soon.
No I cheated on Vanessa she'll never forgive me!
Federico!
What's wrong with you men!
Always turning your back on what you have,
always sniffing around for something new.
Me?
You've had three boyfriends since Mr F. and
that's not including the affair with the hairdresser!
You know about Hiram?
I practically live here.
I made a mistake I just...
I just wanna take it all back.
I know dear, I know.
Yo!
Hey!
Just the man I wanna talk to!
- What's up Keith? - What's up Dog?
You have to come home.
I am, the tour is back on the west coast in a couple of weeks.
Listen, I gotta check in with you about something...
You're not listening to me, I need you now!
David it's... the timing is not good.
Fuck timing, fuck you!
Whao whao, what's going on with you?
Do I have to explain to you that I'm loosing my fucking mind,
can't you tell?
God where is everybody!
Ok, ok, I hear you,
don't stay alone, go to your family,
I'll be here as soon as I can.
I think I figured us out.
Me too.
You first.
I think you are the cool...
coolest and most beautiful person
I have ever seen in my life and I admire you so fucking much!
Well of course...
And you are totally hot!
I mean I feel that, I really do
and I'm like so pulled to you,
but when I look at this whole thing objectively.
The attraction is aesthetic.
Yes, creative and artistic.
And intellectual and physical.
Yes!
But not necesseraly sexual.
You're not into fucking women.
I thought I was.
Shit.
But after seing your orgasm,
I really really want one.
Fuck!
It's a beautiful place Bren.
It's peaceful.
You and Joe did good!
Could have been us!
Yeah but it's not us.
And it is time for Maya's nap!
Right?
Time for a nap you gotta say goodbye.
Oh no, just let her sleep on the bed,
come on we can talk about safe things!
I'm going out for a couple of hours.
Ok bye.
All you do is come and go!
Ruth?
Marriage is not a gas station, George!
You can't just pull in and fill up whenever you remember you have a wife!
That is completely unfair and inaccurate!
I have always treated you as a partner and a friend,
and if that's not marriage,
then I don't know what is!
That's right you don't!
Well what about your own life?
Why do I have to be the center of everything for you?
And why do you have to hound me
about every personnal detail down to the fucking subatomic level?
Because when I don't, there's shit on my doorstep,
or another child appears, or another girlfriend,
or you murder my favorite tree!
Sarah was wrong you're not like Nathaniel, you're worse!
You're smothering me.
Bullshit!
You always do exactly what you want,
you haven't changed or grown one iota since we met!
Well, don't say I didn't warn you.
Warn me?
Are you threatening divorce?
That is not what I meant!
I'm your seventh spouse George,
how much warning do you think I need?
You jumped on him?
I couldn't stop myself.
What did he do?
Put me down and sat on me,
I was like a mosquito to him, it was humiliating!
I have to get control of myself.
No David,
if you're anymore controlled, you'd get sculpture.
You know what,
last night,
I had a humiliating homosexual experience of my own.
Seriously, what happened?
Not much, I never even went down on her.
You can stop there.
I just couldn't go through with it!
It pisses me off...
It's so much easier to be gay...
Oh no.
Yeah, I'd have a really define subculture.
Overrated.
We're both women I'd have some idea of what she was thinking and feeling.
Not necesseraly.
I wouldn't have to deal with unfamiliar sex organs.
They're all unfamiliar unless they're yours.
Hey.
How are you doing?
I gotta leave the tour, Dwayne.
Yeah I heard.
There'll still be work in LA?
Definetly, yeah.
We know it's not your fault you know,
what are you gonna do?
Yeah.
I'll go tell Celeste.
Whao, she's the one who told me.
What are you talking about?
Celeste fired your ass this morning!
Joe!
Oh god, look, you should...
Wait wait wait...Maya's...
Nate's daughter is in the next room.
Look...
I deserve whatever you have to say to me but I don't want her scared so...
can you give me that?
Get out.
Oh god...
I got your bear.
That's him?
Your previous indiscretion? Him?
Yes.
That depressing cripple?
I mean your both cripples, obviously.
I'm so stupid!
Yeah I was actually considering having children with you!
But that truly frightens me!
It's not your fault...
I know it's not my fault!
I've obviously been in complete denial that I'm in recovery...
Oh shut the fuck up!
God you neurotic, tedious, self-absorbed bitch!
You don't give a shit about me.
You never did.
It's not true. I love you Joe, I do.
I was honest with you in the beginning, I have an issue!
A blah-blah fucking psycho bullshit!
It's not sex, it's betrayal, that's your fucking addiction!
Ok, I'll get help, we kissed...
No no no no,
here's a question for you,
what do you call a person without character, without integrity, without
loyalty, without respect?
I call that person a fucking waste of my time!
That's not who I am.
You think you know me but you don't.
You think someone in this family would notice when their house is on fire.
This is bullshit!
You go to bed with a woman while your boyfriend is recovering?
I can't trust a man like that.
Celeste!
Look, if you'd stay with the tour you'd distract me,
that can't happen,
plus it's very unprofessional to fuck the boss.
Not cool dog.
Just so you know, I was leaving before you fired me.
Synchronicity.
Ciao, baby.
Dear neighbour...
You are my brother
I love you
Where's mum?
"I'm going away, don't contact the authorities,
"I'll be in touch when I'm ready, dinner is in the oven".
Apparently she's going walk about
I wish this family was as close as the flanders.
Ok, ok, allright, allright
she's right, let's do something together
what does everyone say to some miniature golf?
And I'll buy a round at Krusty chocolate milkshake.
- allright - Mmmh, I was going to wash my hair.
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Transcript: Paqui, Guzo
Synchronisation: Youyoup
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